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11:52 pm →
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"I'm done. Put the telly on."
Sexy neck town!
"Giles, make her stop!"
OMG PASSIONS REFERENCE!!!
"Just let it wash over you."?!?!
Did Xander just compare Willow to a dancing toaster?
I'll just set up my magic circle in this secluded public dorm bathroom...
Willow, thank you for making Spike and Buffy kiss.
"Fabulous. Enjoy your honeymoon with the big pile of dust."
"Stop whatever you're doing. You smell like fruit roll-ups."
"Can I be blind too?"
I love Spike and Buffy!
Stroking a woman's cheek with the back of a hand always makes a man look creepy.
"I'm not the one who wanted 'Wind Beneath My Wings' for our first song."
Men love crazies.

11:03 pm →
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10:17 pm →
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ANGEL!!!
Hot Xander!
"I want to see Xander dig!" ME TOO
Poor Spiky!
Are they gonna have sick sex?
"Leave that one. He looks like he could drop any moment, and I think I can eat someone who is already dead."
"I'm not evil again. Why does everyone think that?"
"You made a Bear!" "I didn't mean to." "Un-do it! Un-do it!"
Lyndsey: This episode's so controversial!
Xander you dumb ass!

9:29 pm →
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8:43 pm →
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Lyndsey: Buffy's so bad at the cafeteria.
Vampire Asylum!
"I always wondered what would happen when that bitch got some funding!"
Why is this teacher being such a bitch. Leave Willow alone. She's not the one who dropped your class!
Take that, Parker!
Lyndsey: Oh! Bad move scientists!
"Gee, I hope I'm not interrupting anything really depressing..."
"She likes cheese." "Well, that's a start."
Lyndsey: That's not a start!
Cheese!
Lyndsey: Best fight ever.
"Crazy naked sex"
Lyndsey: How does she have time to teach class and do this?
She's got a TA. hahaha
"You wanna use the girl I have a crush on as bait?"
The government haunted his vamp brain!
"Piffle"
"You know, this doesn't make you any less terrifying." "Don't patronize me!"
The government is crazy and controlling.

7:56 pm →
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Ok, blond detective lady, leave the action puns to Buffy.
I wish they wouldn't do so much "real cop" drama, because it doesn't really hold up these days.
"It's like you don't have a pulse." "I don't."
Angel is so silly.
Ooooooh, she just called you SO FAT.
"You've got pensive face!" "I've always got pensive face." "Pensiver face..."
Oh no! That stick is haunted!
Girl, you don't get to ask out Angel!
I seriously don't care about this woman. This episode is annoying.
"That was so damn brave." hahaha
"I'm so glad we came down to watch Late Night with Creepy Cop Lady."
"We could do that, but see I have this..." "Personal problem you're gonna share 'til dawn?"
Yes! Sensitive Angel!
"I don't want to. You both withdraw when I go vamp. I feel you judge me."
"Painbow?" Whaaaa?
"Anyone for vomit?" YES, CORDELIA.
Awwww, her dad still sucks.

1:50 pm →
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Aww! I appreciate your puns, Buffy!
Spike is back! Oh wait, no he's not.
Veruca is so lame.
I never though Seth Greene was hot until Oz.
Dude, never comment on someone's food portions. RUDE
HEY! NO ONE MAKES FUN OF WILLOW'S CLOTHES EXCEPT ME AND BUFFY.
"How come you didn't tell me I look like a crazy birthday cake in this shirt." "I thought that was the point?" haha
Damn, sexy wolf times.
Ew. She is the worst.
Who would ever confuse them with dogs? Especially if she thought it looked like a gorilla too.
I wish Giles was on Jeopardy!
"If you're doing it, I think you should be able to say it." So smart, Xander!
Why must she torture us with this awful music? She's the meanest werewolf ever.
THIS DOES NOT COMPARE, OZ
Fuck you, Veruca.
Whoa, that was gruesome.
"My whole life I've never loved anything else."
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5:07 pm →
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Demon cockroaches!
Oh I guess those were normal roaches...
Damn, how can Cordy concentrate with the beautiful half-naked man standing there.
It's like they have to pepper the show with vampire jokes to remind us that he is one.
"Yeah, It was a rough ceremony."
Every random guy on this show is the WORST.
Oh no! Haunted apartment!
"On the other hand you're making me want to fight some more. You get lucky you might last 10 minutes. Really lucky and you're unconscious for the last 5." <--- HOT. I love when Angel has a chance to flex.
"I'm from Sunnydale. You're not scaring me!" Cordy is so bad-ass.
OK. How did Angel get on her door step? Does she have a sewer under the mat?!
"I'm just closing these so our boss doesn't burst into flames." It's a little late for that. Oh, the art of misdirection.
"I AM a detective." Bitch. [Just adding what he was saying internally]
Why wouldn't they keep records that old?
You broke Cordy, you nasty old woman!
"No more people!" HAHA
"I'm not a sniveling whiny little cry Buffy."
"The bitch is back!" JINX
I <3 Phantom Dennis!

3:42 pm →
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I don't really have many comments about this episode except that men are stupid, Xander needs some new shirts, and BIG UPS to Willow for putting Parker in his place. PARKER BAD.

2:32 pm →
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